فانوس عشق..........

جوک و اس ام اس
Mesle kir ostovar bash - Mesle khaye oftade - Mesle kos tu dar - Mesle koon khaky !



Vezarate Behdasht Khordane kos Ra Bana Be Dalayeleh Zir Mamnoo Kard : Vojod mavad zir dar kos : 3% shash , 2% asid , 5% charbi , 90% etiyad avar .



Yeki mireh ardebil ... az ye torke miporseh : man inja gharibam , tu ardebil koja ampul mizanan ? torke basanesho neshon mideh migeh : inja !







Morchehe Ba File Ezdevaj Mikoneh Farda sobh File Mimireh , morchehe Mige shans ham nadarim 1 kos kardim hala bayad ta akhare oumr ghabr bekanim .



Torke miofteh tu jub vase in ke zaye nashe seda ghuti darmiare!



1 nozady mikhaste khod koshy kone be sine haye madaresh zahr mimale fardash ke bidar mishe ta' shir bokhore mibine pedaresh morde!



Ye torke az khab mipare pash mishkane!!


Be ye torke migan chera ba zanbil ezdevaj kardy? mige akhe surakhash bishtare !!


Yaru az dustesh miporse agar man ba khaharet bekhabam famil mishim? dustesh mige na bi hesab mishim.


Ye pesar bache be moalemesh mige khanom mikham bahat ezdevaj konam moalemesh mige : boro hoseleye bache nadaram pesare mige : khob eshkal nadare jelogiri mekonim !!



Ye rishtie miad khuneh mibineh zanesh berenj pokhteh az zanesh miporse chera berenja emroz inghadr ghad keshideh? zanesh mige dami gom shodeh bod shortam ro bejash gozashtam !!


Ye rouz ye turke mireh mashad ziarat miqeh ey imam ali ghourboneh sareh bouridat beram zutar zohour kon ke ma majbour nashim inhameh biayim gom.!.!


Ye turke saresh mikhore be mile vasat otubus miyfte zamin vaghti halesh ja miya mibine mardom lola ro gereftan mige velesh konid bebinam chi mige?


Torke esme bachasho mizare SMS. Migan: "chera in esmo gozashti?" Torke mige: "Az Payam ke ba kelas tare !!!



Bichare dokhtara age khoshgel bashan migan ajab jigariye ! age zesht bashe migan ki ino migire ! age topol bashan migan che gooshtiye ! age moadabane harf bezanan migan che lafze ghalam sohbat mikone ! age rok o rast bashan migan che bi haya ! age ye khorde fekr konan migan che ghadr naz mikone ! age fori javab bedan migan montazer booda ! age tond rah bere migan dare mire sare gharar ! age yavash rah bere migan omade biroon dor bezane khiabonaro metr mikone!?!?

be ye basijy migan : 2 khatte movazy che jur khaty ast ? mige : 2 khatti ke hichgah be ham nemiresand magar be dasture magame moazzam rahbary!


ye ruz ye basijy khune khaly gir miare GF khodesho mibare oonja 2 rakat namaz jamaat mikhoonan!!!


ye ruz ye torke too joobe ab tof mikone - donbalesh midoe ta pasho rush bezareh!!!


Fekr mikony kheyli zerangi ?
na zerang to nisti - zerang nushabast ke az hame lab migire - zerang zanbure asale ka hame chizesho mikhoran - zerang aftabast ka .... hamaro did mizane .
hala didiy zerang to nisty ?!?!


ye lore miad TEHRAN mibine hame astin kutah pushidan - mige : Ey baba ina pas chejury damagheshuno ... !!


Gazviniye zang mizane be GF khodesh mige biam khunatun .
GF:bia ama kari nemituny bokony.
Ghazviny:chete perudy?
GF:na vali bad jury eshalam!!!!

az gazviny miporsan miduny F.B.I mokhaffafe chiyeh .
mige : Fedrasione . Bachebazane . Iran !!!


Police yaru ro ba ye zane migire .
police: sigast ya agde
pesare:na azizam nagde nagde !!!


Sargozashte ye pesar dar daneshgahe gazvin
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khoda rahm kard taraf vase lisance edame nadad , vagar na ? ( <0> )

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Migan Adam bayad baraye Residan be Eshghesh Az Tamame donya Begzareh , Vali to ke tamame donyaye man hasti , chetor az to begzaram ?




Az Avale dabestan behem yad dadan 1sal 12 mahe 1 mah 30 roze 1roz 24 saate har saat 60 daghighast har daghigheh 60 saniyast vali behem yad nadadan ke yel lahze ba to bodan = 1 omre doset dashtan .

be torke migan ye chizi bego ke na rahe pas dashteh bashe na rahe pish , migeh : kaktos to kunet !

Mindazamet to rakhteh khab jorikeh lahafo chang bezani az shedate dard tamame vojodeto sorkh besheh va joosh bezani ya be nafas nafas biyofti . man able morghonam !!!

Vaghti baroon Miad dastato deraz kon . be tedad ghatarati ke migiri dostam dari , va be tedad ghataretei ke nemigiri man duset daram ...


Omidvaram emshab dar amightarin lahzeye khabet . ehsas koni ke jish dari , ...


Torkeh Mireh arusi mibineh ke yeki 100$ sar arus mirizeh , yeki digeh teravel mirizeh , torkeh jav migirash karte etebarisho mikesheh laye sineye arous !!!



To zendegi asheghe kasi bash ke layegh eshgh basheh na teshneye eshgh zira har teshneyi ye roz sirab misheh .

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aval tof mizani , bad ba dastet mimalish , bad mikoni toosh . to shahre ma sozano injori nakh mikonan .


torke pary daryayi mibine mige vay to cheghadr khoshgeli zane man mishi , parye mige man ke adam nistam , torke mige fekr kardi man adamam !! ?


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do se ta shish ta .
hala khob narahat nasho ?? DOSET DARAM



Tarofat kos be kir : khoda az kolofti kametoun nakoneh , bozorgi az khodetoneh , ma ke sine chakim , intori ke bade dame dar sar pa vaicin , sarde befarmain tu garm shin !


yadete be man midady .
darse azadegio mehro vafa.
hame kardan chera man nakonam.
vasfe ruye golo zibaye tora.
yadete ke tora mikardam .
kame shab ta be sahargah doa!?


2khtar: maman chera ro shekame baba hey bala o payin miri?
maman: shekame babat bad kerde , daram badesho khali mikonam.
2khtar: vel kon maman chon farda ke to nisty 2khtar hamsaye 2bare ba dahanesh badesh mikone!!!!!!




agar mikhai baraye 1 ro0z khosh bashi ,,, ba yeki gharar bezar............ agar mikhai baraye 1 hafte khosh bashi ,,, ba yeki do0st sho............ agar mikhai baraye 1 maah khosh bashi ,,, ezdevaj kon ................ agar mikhai baraye 1 omr khosh bashi ba kasi mesle man ashna sho


? agar didi too ye otaghe tariki?!! divarhaye doro baret ghermezan!! az hame taraf khoon mirize!! NATARS!to too GHALBE many ?


eshgh yaany alage - na kafgir o malaghe / 2set daram ye alame - andazeye ya gablame


tavalodet mobarak ! na .... yaany ... eyde noruz .... ! na crismas .... ! na mahe mobarake ramazan..... baba inaro velesh khodet khubi. ? ......... 2set daram


salam . man 7eye dige ezdevaj mikonam . lotfan hadye madye nayar , fagat yekio biar ke bahash ezdevaj konam ?!?!?!?!


khodavand nabayad 3 chiz ra be adam midad
1-eshgh
2-ghorur
3-durugh
chon be khatere eshgh az ruye ghorur , durugh miguyand.


age 1000 nafar began 2set daram yekish manam - age 100 nagar began 2set daram yekish manam - age 10 nafar began 2set daram yekish manam - va age kasi nagoft 2set daram bedun ke man mordam.


goftam ke man ashegetam gofti KHAFE........goftam man divunatam gofti KHAFE........goftam ke man khater khatam gofti KHAFE.......goftam ke to zanam mishi gofti ARE goftam KHAFE !!


2khtare khoob bayad 7ta (B) dashtebashe ? biad , beshine , bemale , bokhore , bekhabe , bede , bere



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Ma Adamha Fereshtehayi Hastim Ke Fagat Yek Bal Darim Va Baraye Parvaz Kardan Bayad Hamdigar Ro Dar Aghoosh Begirim


mikhamet na bekhatere refagatet ... na be khatere sedagatet ... sherafatet ... zerafatet ... letafatet ... hesadatet ... reshadatet ... balke fagat be khatere khode kesafatet !!!



gorge dashte goshad goshad rah mirafte . behesh migan che bahayi saret oomade . mige : raftam khuneye shangul o mangul , goftam mamanetunam , baad nagoo babaye kureshun khune bude.!.!.!

be ye torke migan maman o babat chetorian?
mige:ruza mesle sag o gorbe , ... , shaba mesle picho mohre !!!!!










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